Rosie O’Donnell Reading Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants

“Buy this book. Chris is quite brilliant—read and enjoy.”

—Rosie O’Donnell

Pre-Order Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants Today

Available June 2026
Published by:
Rebel Goose Books

Written and Illustrated by Chris Paul Farias

Because who you are is beautiful and worthy of love.

This whimsically joyful picture book is an empowering children’s book that celebrates individuality across the rainbow-hued spectrum. With playful rhyme and exuberant illustrations, author-illustrator Chris Paul Rainbows Farias (they/them) celebrates the freedom to express yourself and the beauty of being exactly who you are.

Readers are invited to imagine a world where animals are hilariously limited in what they can do but humans are gloriously free to saunter, flaunt, and wear just what we want. From lipsticked llamas to tumbling giraffes, each page bursts with colorful chaos and loving affirmation.

At its heart, this is the book Chris wished they’d had as a kid growing up in a small town—one that gently opens the door to conversations about self-expression, gender, and being true to yourself.

Children's book cover with illustration of two cartoon guinea pigs holding a sign that reads 'Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants.' Background is purple. Book written and illustrated by Chris Paul (Rainbows) Farias.

Where to Buy

Guinea Pigs Don’t Wear Pants is available wherever books are sold, including your favorite independent bookstores, major retailers, and online platforms across North America.

For questions about wholesale, retail, or library orders, email susan@rebelgoosebooks.com

Paris Hilton Reading Guinea Pigs Don't Wear Pants

““Loves it.”

— Paris Hilton